Subconscious Attention Seeker 

This term is used to describe a person who instinctively butts into a conversation without real thought and blurs out an obviously untrue response just for attention.

Jamie: "Hey Kieran, sorry to hear about your tongue"

Kieran: "Thanks, there I was skipping along and I just bit my tongue and now it's bleeding."

Robyn: "Hey did you guys say something about a tongue? I once bit my tongue off and it grew back in 2 days!"

Jamie: "Sure it did..."

Kieran: "Oh leave her alone, you know she's a subconscious attention seeker and will say anything to look cool"

Jamie: "Fair play"

Subconscious Attention Seeker by Urbansfinestdude June 14, 2010

Pay Attention to Me Text 

A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."

The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.

Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?

Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!

Pay Attention to Me Text by Pavlov's Cat October 16, 2011

faggoty attention

Attention given by a gay guy to a straight guy in the hopes of, um, converting them. Often unsuccessful, but highly amusing to witness.

Straight guy: Nah, dude, sorry, I got a girlfriend.
Gay guy: But I know you like my faggoty attention.

faggoty attention by skittlesbunnyx3 June 25, 2008

Face-attention

(noun)- When someone updates their status and/or posts on their Facebook profile, and as a result, receives 10, or maybe even 100's of replies -yes it's possible- commenting on that very same status.

1. (Girl/boy thinking to herself) Hmm.. what should I post which will give me lots of Face-attention?

2. Wow I got 60 replies after posting a video of Kanye dissing Taylor Swift! Sweet! Face-attention! What I crave most!

3. I feel so unloved....no one ever gives me Face-attention!

Face-attention by Peanutbuttersnaps October 3, 2009

Comment Attention Whore 

A person who comments on a post and doesn't feel like their post got enough praise, thus comments again for people to notice them.

Joe Blow is feeling sad
Douche: cuz your gf dumped you? haha.
Jill: Feel better!
Larry: Cheer up dude!
Douche: get a life loser!
Hilary: Wow Douche, screw off you comment attention whore. Where do you find these assholes Joe?

Comment Attention Whore by Studwalker November 26, 2009

Media Attention Whore 

A person usually a political pundint that says radical /hatefull things to continue getting attention from the media.

Media Attention Whores beside saying hatefull things that only extreamist would say out load, Media Attention Whores like to write Political Hate books.

ex. Ann Coulter

On academics: “In addition to racist and Nazi, how about adding traitor to the list of things that professors can’t be? And yes, I realize I just proposed firing the entire Harvard faculty.”
(Speech at Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), 2/18/2005)

On McCarthyism: “Liberals like to scream and howl about McCarthyism, I say let’s give them some….it’s time for a new McCarthyism.”
(Speech at CPAC, 2/18/2005)

On President Clinton: "Well, he was a very good rapist. I think that should not be forgotten."
(New York Observer, 1/10/05)

On Voting: “It would be a much better country if women did not vote.”
(The Guardian, 5/17/2003)

On the Press: “My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building.”
(New York Observer, 8/26/2002)

On the Environment: “God says, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.“
(Fox News, 12/22/2001)

"Hey Bob did you see what Ann Coulter said last night?"

"Nope. I didn't bother to. she's just a Media Attention Whore".

Media Attention Whore by ????^_^????? November 8, 2007

standing at attention 

In marching band, standing with your feet together, stomach in, chest out, shoulders back, chin up, and eyes with pride. It is very painful after long amounts of time.

After standing at attention for so long, my legs felt like jelly.

standing at attention by dominito July 4, 2012