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Service or "ill service'

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?

service ability limit state 

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Failure at the "service ability limit state" is quite different form failure at the "ultmate limit state"...

serviceman fetish 

Having sexual gratification solely upon the act of pleasuring the other party orally, via either fellatio or cunnilingus.
Me: that guy I hooked up with totally had a serviceman fetish.
Friend: do you have his number?
serviceman fetish by relyks January 2, 2015

Service Shelf 

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.
Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

service support specialist

A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.
"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"

servicemanship 

Servicemanship is noun used to describe a person who give extraordinary customer service. The Verizon representative gave me excellent Servicemanship.
Pam's servicemanship far exceeded my expectations.