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Table Flip 

When situations get too out of hand and either:

A) You must relieve stress somehow.

or

B) You need people's attention.

You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Person: "So I was j-"

Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"

Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"

Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"

Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Table Flip by 1stConquest September 9, 2012
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tabarslaque 

Soft profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak. Diminutive: tabaslaque
Mon oncle a des tabarslaque de grands pieds. (My uncle's feet are damn long).

Tabby Tug 

When you crap in the litter box, yell at your girlfriend for over-feeding the cat then jerk off to watching her clean it up.
My night is spent. I just pulled a Tabby Tug on my girlfriend and I’m heading to bed.
Tabby Tug by Bubbleballs November 11, 2022

delicio'table 

Food so good it can only be described in English and Spanish at the same time.
bruh!.. her spaghetti was delicio'table
delicio'table by Kopyright February 4, 2020

Cunt-a-table 

Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.
Person A - 'I'm so bored'

Person B - 'Ahh just Cunt-a-table'
Cunt-a-table by George_94 November 19, 2009

Tabby Scat 

The name given to a multi-colored turd, with each color representing a separate meal which has amalgamated into one excretion as a result of either missing the window of opportunity to go, or by suppressing the urge as a matter of convenience.
Because I refuse to crap on airplanes, I knew that by the time I landed in Sydney I was going to have a major Tabby Scat on my hands!
Tabby Scat by toobs75 September 1, 2009