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Warning Order 

Warning Order: Prior to burying ones cock in a juicy ass, you stick a lubed thumb (often lubed by suckling on it slightly and removing it from your mouth with a satisfying 'pop' sound) in the chocolate factory as a 'warning order" of what's next to come.

Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.
Thank God Arthur gave me a warning order last night! I swear if he didn't, I wouldn't have relaxed and I may have developed anal fissures.

God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!

My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.
Warning Order by Aaidan725 June 13, 2019
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New Order 

The New Order is a Satanic group which was founded around 2009.
The New Order has grown to include many members.
New Order by ScienceBurt January 30, 2020

firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
firing order by QuacksO April 10, 2020

first order equations 

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.
DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

national order your girl food day 

monday 12th is the day you should order your girl food:)
woohoo its national order your girl food day

national order your girl food day 

monday 12th october is order your girl food dyay
woohoo its national order your girl food day

New order 

In just a couple years TV for kids went from Ninja Turtles to Power Rangers, so what do people think the new order of kids that grew up on Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur are going to do with the world if they get the New Kingdom they are trying to make happen?
The New Order of kids actually thought the Power Rangers was awesome when it came out, which is a lot like describing secret police or SS as awesome. They also thought Barney the purple dinosaur was awesome, which is just plain disturbing. These are the kinds of kids that got ideas from watching the 90's show that had a goofy song with a line "Brother for sale, 25 cents" on how to make the dollar signs in their eyes from a young age.
New order by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021