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scrambled fetus 

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.
I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!
scrambled fetus by fOokz October 23, 2003

Angry Fetus 

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.
Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.
Angry Fetus by cjay May 10, 2006

Yeetus fetus 

The male version of a snail in the time lapse of a orphan child
My cousin is honestly a yeetus fetus
Yeetus fetus by Dam yet October 19, 2018

harlequin fetus

An skin disease called Harlequin-type ichthyosis wich causes the skin to become diamond plated, as well as the eyes to turn out and the ears, nose, and appendages to be horribly deformed or non-existant. The mouth is drawn into a painful rendtion of a jesters smile. The babies usually die within days due to severe bacterial infection of the cracked skin.

Recently an internet phenomenon has started with people linking others to pictures of harlequin babies in an attempt to shock them. While not particularly shocking to many, some people are truly horrified; however these people are wrong. The correct response is to laugh long and laugh hard at the suffering of other human beings. Many bleeding heart liberals wish people would stop posting these pictures because it's "inhumane". They obviously haven't learned that internet trolls have no soul.
Dude, my friend sent me this *linkage*

OMFG WTF is that?!!??!

Harlequin Fetus

Oh, lulz

spineless pheasant fetus 

The nasty Will Charles Willett of your community.
A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.
Have You talked to that spineless pheasant fetus today? He called me a nigga trick bitch...I saw him throwing up westside but we all know honkey rather be throwing up his food.

Dying Fetus

Authors of the song "Grotesque Impalement", easily the most unintentionally hilarious song every written.
This song by Dying Fetus sounds literally like a bunch of belching gorillas.
Dying Fetus by Rogercles April 13, 2006