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easily offended. usually, a mid 20's dumbfuck who thinks their opinion matters cause they like to comment things in all caps. Hair is usually dyed for more attention.
Whoa did you see what Britteny just commented on Emma's post? Such a tumblr-er.
by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018
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Tumblr Bitch

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The exact same thing as a Basic Bitch but Tumblr.

Best characterised by:
Listening to - Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Panic! at the disco, Cavetown, Billie Eilish, Jack Stauber, Joji, Gorillaz, half•alive, Hamilton
(Usually only listen to one or two of their most popular songs, e.g Jack Staubers "Buttercup")

Watching - Stranger Things, Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Animation memes, Tik Tok memes, Hamilton animatics, Attack on Titan (or any anime, honestly)

Identify as some weird ass gender nobody's ever heard of, same thing with Sexuality.

Self Diagnose, usually depression.

Stay up late/ wake up late.

Use a Sailor moon profile picture.

Super short (dyed) hair.

3 piercings on each ear (or possibly gages), tattoos or odd body piercings, nose piercing of some kind (usually septum piercing).

Say "suck my dick" alot, "daddy", "i want to kill myself", "i identify as an attack helicopter" and other memes, sarcastic things, edgy shit or inside jokes.

Wear round glasses, sweaters, shirts that say shit like "im fine" on them, high waisted shorts, fishnet tights, Converse or combat boots.

Usually like art that is:
Black and white, Aesthetic, Edgy, Fake Happy, Furry, LGBTQ+, Skulls and roses, Guns, blurry background w/ white quote over it.

Say they're different, when in fact they just belong in the Tumblr Bitch group, which is just as big as the Basic Bitch group.
A: Jesus christ I had to sit next to Skyler in class today
B: The Tumblr Bitch?
A: Yes, the Tumblr Bitch, all they kept blabbing on about was how their brother said there's definitely not 72 genders, and how they hope he dies
by AiMK September 24, 2019
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A non-binary gender identity used to describe a highly specific experience, usually coined by eggs. People who identify with these genders are harshly bullied by both cishets and queerfolk and often are labeled as attention whores , despite just wanting to express themselves.

as time passes, people who identify with these genders usually choose to identify with a more established gender identity that also describes them. This does not mean they were making up their experience for oppression point or some other fake reactionary-currency, they just found a gender that also describes their experience (in broader, less specific language) that's easier for cishets to understand
Lilly-luna: Did you hear? Desert just came out as aquagender!

Brayden: I'm glad xe trust us enough to be honest about xyr personal experiences, I just hope the frogs don't attack xim for having a tumblr gender...

Lily-luna: They won't. I'll defend that hatchling with my life.

Brayden: Xe's lucky to have such a good big sis <3
by Bunnieshark December 13, 2019
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Tumblr GF

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A Tumblr GF is a girlfriend that you have relations with on the popular blogging website tumblr.com . They are generally very needy and need you to be on 24/7 because they have no life and only care about you. When you get a Tumblr GF, you know you're going to die alone. If you have had a Tumblr GF, please refrain from telling anyone about this horrible part of your past.
Person A: Do you have a Tumblr GF?
Person B: Yes, I do.
Person A: ..yeah, I'm gunna have to go... see you never.
by dragonsareganstaaf June 15, 2014
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tumblr emo

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Emos that are on Tumblr as if it is their religion. They probably like Twenty One Pilots, Dan And Phil, Halsey, Panic! At The Disco, and Melanie Martinez. Or maybe they like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and CrankThatFrank. Or, like me, all of that. Probably in the LGBTQ+ community, although some are straight. Some of them identify as emo, and others they don't but we all know they're emo fucks.
John: Oh, you see that girl with the blue hair and Panic! At The Disco shirt?
Molly: That's my best friend Jamie. God, she's such a tumblr emo.
John: She's cute, ngl.
Molly: Nice try with her. She's gay.

(i'm not good at coming up with names)
by TheInterwebIsHere June 22, 2018
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tumblr-like

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When you're on Facebook and a friend posts something you like a lot and you want to like it multiple times to give them multiple notifications but Facebook is stupid and isn't like Tumblr.
Taylor: Shit I just tried to tumblr-like your picture...
Kristen: lol loser Facebook isn't Tumblr.
by oppaaa April 29, 2011
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An event on tumblr where nerds pretend to have lives. And love it.
Other people: Oh, are you going to prom?
Me: I'm going to tumblr prom
Other people: *uproarious laughter*
Me: *thinks* I'm so awesome XD
by 15Acesplz April 13, 2014
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