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Starbucks Virgin 

Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.
The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".

starbucks sally

Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.
"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"
starbucks sally by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013
Basically Its A Fucking White Girls Crack Shack
Stacy: I NEED FUCKING MOCHA'S
Britany: Lets Go to starbucks then
Starbucks by Faithful ツ August 14, 2014

Starbucks gift card

A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops
Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz

starbucks bae 

A Friend that you always go to Starbucks with
10th time we have gone to Starbucks together we are now STARBUCKS BAES
starbucks bae by I_is_kenzie September 18, 2016
Heather: Omg beckyyyy after pilates we totes def have to go to starbucks for a mocha latte
Rebecca: o.m.g!!!! Totes heath v good idea. After we can like get chipotle too
Heather: lol brb ttyl xoxo *insert other abbreviations*
Starbucks by De.gye June 18, 2016