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who pissed in your coffee 

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets 

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.
You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

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parading in your rain 

being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.
"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"

This video is not available in your country.  

The most annoying message on any video sharing site.
Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

Stick it in your wicket 

Jus another phrase for shuvin it in deep