Hairy Xylaphone 

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

Hairy Xylaphone by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

xylophone 

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.

<KindyGartener> Zila-what?

xylophone by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

Xylophone 

Grab your dick and play the Xylophone on her ribs.

You: Let me see your ribs
Girl: Kay one sec
You: Imma give you a Xylophone
Girl: Okay
You: "Whack her ribs with your dick"

Xylophone by Joe Joe BoB June 5, 2009

Xylophoning 

Employing someone's ribs as a music making machine, courtesy of your man-mallet.

Steve and Sally enjoyed the symphonic ecstasy of ribcage tones courtesy of Steve's mastery of xylophoning.

Xylophoning by Slick Rick "The Dick" November 21, 2018

Xylophone 

The xylophone is a sexual act in which a female braces herself in the table (or crab) posistion, and her male partner repeatedly strikes her naked body with his erect phallus. It is customary, but not necesary, for the female to replicate xylophone sounds with her mouth or anus in accordance with the location of the phallic strikes.

If two men do this at the same time to one woman, it is known as a duet.

Also, instead of being in the crab posistion, the parter on the receiving end of the strikes could just lay on the edge of a bed or table.

I went and divorced my wife after I found out she got the xylophone from Fransico Elson.

Xylophone by jaypeddie December 26, 2007

Xylophone 

When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis

Man She made me do the xylophone but then she ended up with bruses.

Xylophone by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015

xylophone 

When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument

Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her

xylophone by LaddyDaddy January 8, 2022