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Writing Virginity 

A term used in fanfiction. When a person has not posted any M rated fanfics online. They'll stay between the rating range of K+ to T.
I can't believe I just posted this fic! Now I've lost my Writing Virginity!

I'm not doing that kink meme! I'm keeping my Writing Virginity.

Welcome to our yaoi world, sister. Us, who have already lost our Writing Virginity.
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writing a letter to the pope

Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss
Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.

writing dumps 

Another word for cracking cards which is another word for credit card fraud.
Guy in DMs: You still writing dumps?

Me: Yeah. Send the information.
writing dumps by Aaliyah Dukes December 23, 2021

writing marathon 

A marathon where noted blogger Garrett Hylton locks himself up in a room with a laptop and a bottle of whiskey and types until he can't stay awake anymore or gets so drunk he starts typing in Russian
"Once dark, I move the writing marathon outside by the fire pit and continue the same process" - Garrett Hylton
writing marathon by Chexeee June 6, 2009

writing an essay 

an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.
"right then, im off to write an essay."
writing an essay by Rib March 30, 2004

writing game

competitive literary battle between two or more creative writers that turns words into weapons in an attempt to get fucked up.
The lovechild had between writing prompts and drinking games played at nerd parties and frat parties, respectively.
"BRAAAAHHHHH how many different ways can you rewrite this cliche?"
"Like, as in, a writing game duuuude?"
"Braaahh, why'd you say that line, it's dumb!!!!"
"Duuude, because UD made us write the name of the thing we were giving an example for in the example proper!!!!"
"Isn't that like writing a story about being dead but requiring there to be a dead person in it?... Seems a bit simplistic and underwhelming."
"You know what's simplistic?"
"I don't know, ask your Mom."
"BHAAAAAAAAR. You got me fucker! but you still didn't give another variation of a cliche! DRINK!!!!!!!"
writing game by Jtreemenot August 11, 2009

writing circle jerk 

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.
I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.