Woobie 

1. United States Army issue combination rain blanket and rain poncho.
2. Security blanket. (See Mr. Mom scene about woobies).
3. Friend who makes you feel safe and secure, and even helps protect you from anxious moments, life problems, or difficult people.
4. Person who combines cuteness with real emotion. Endearing one.

Thanks for coming to my performance, you guys are some real woobies.

Woobie by gal8573 August 17, 2017

Woobie 

A pair of wiggly boobs from weeaboos

You have some nice woobs you woobie

Woobie by bigmeatslayer March 4, 2018

Woobie 

Another definition for the streaks of rubber left on the pavement after a car does a street burnout. Usually resulting in long black streaks of rubber and clouds of burning rubber smoke in the air.

John just had his driveway sealed by a professional.

You're going to feel pretty guilty, John, the first time you lay a pair of woobies down that freshly coated driveway, in your 69 Dodge SuperBee 440 blown nitrous 1/4 miler car!

Woobie by GrizZzMan June 5, 2018

Woobie 

The smallest sheep in the whole world. Like literally the size of a small mouse. Very difficult to find. Typically found on the top of a tall buildings.

I think the woobie is way up there. Dade can you get us up there?

Woobie by Shay FOster August 1, 2018

Woobie 

Shemagh baby shemagh

My toes feel like a woobie. It's very delightful.

Woobie by Leighlabyte September 3, 2018

Woobie 

A fat chick a short fat woman not like morbidly obese you don't have to move anything out of the way to bang her

Hey look there is a woobie

Woobie by Eighteen22s July 28, 2019

Woobie 

A woobie is a waist boob, or another term for a "love handle".

I need to work out I am getting woobies.
I really like his woobies.

Woobie by Batgirl8 September 12, 2020