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get down with the sauce 

When you drop all your expectations and try random things in the hopes of achieving serendipity.
Yeah I just got down with the sauce and now soap floats.

Maybe they wanted to get down with the sauce and find something new?

Sausage bap, with brown sauce

A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank

Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.

fart burger with extra shit sauce 

Extremely foul smelling fart and slight ass juice for good measure
Oh snap, I passed one and then realized it was worse, a fart burger with extra shit sauce!

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets

When something goes so wrong but with an all female group
They all bailed for the sorority meeting .

Even worst - we paid the deposit on the table .

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets

cow nut with a blue sauce 

where can i find a tortilla hack with a pinhole and a bald spot or how about a cow nut with a blue sauce