A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom
Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....
With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'
Looking "PERFECT" for fucking RIGHT-NOW! The current 2009 over-sexualized female "style" as pushed by Britney Spears, Madonna, Cosmopolitan, etc. IE: Wearing excessive make-up, eye-shadow, razor-nails and obvious slutty clothes (high-heels, low cut top, micro-skirts, high-contrast thongs, sometimes exposed garters). Excitement is added thru bitchiness, complaining and acting superior to others.
Boy, I think Audrey learned how to get over-whored by her hot mom, who has turned into a real goddess-slut lately, even though she's over 40!
The skimpiest clothes in which you go to the club. Sometimes includes just electrical tape, a thong and matching boots. Mostly worn when going to the goth club.