Westboro baptist church 

A significant proportion of the population (not many, but enough people) spend their school days whipping other kids, sneering in their faces, tearing up their copybooks, beating up anyone they can while still looking righteous and popular and generally doing everything they can to crush the spirit out of anyone they can get away with so treating. Fortunately, most of them have the grace to leave this childhood unpleasantness behind in due course, and become people of fairness, maturity and integrity who are man or woman enough to, at the very least, apologise to their former victims. And mean it.

And then, alas, there are a pathetic few like the Phelps clan.

Various forms of behaviour unworthy of the most intelligent species on the planet are exemplified, to take two examples, by schoolyard bullies, and by the Westboro Baptist Church.

Westboro baptist church by Fearman August 6, 2007

Westboro Baptist Church 

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.

Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.

Westboro Baptist Church by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church 

A joke of a church that believes that America is gonna suffer in the eternal flames of hell for accepting homosexuality. Originating from Topeka,Kansas, they are usually found at funerals of fallen soldiers desecrating the flag and protesting how their death was punishment us not being Intolerant homophobic rednecks.

jim: did you see those nutjobs from the Westboro Baptist Church on the news today?
billy: nah i dont got time for stupid jackasses like them

Westboro Baptist Church by Mr.Remoter November 14, 2011

Westboro Baptist Church 

A Christian extremist and terrorist organization rooted in Topeka, Kansas whose activities have included protesting at stores, schools, churches, and funerals for ridiculous reasons. Other Christians do not even support these wackjobs. Even God would be facepalming at their failure. Their activities sometimes makes them look like an ironic satire of extremist beliefs.

The Westboro Baptist Church protested at the school because a student committed suicide. Their rationale for all tragedies such as this is that God wants to punish America for it's tolerance towards homosexuality and other "non-Christian" values.

Westboro Baptist Church by HermitageAgainstWBC March 1, 2010

Westboro Baptist Church 

A church located in Topeka, Kansas headed by pastor Fred Phelps. It's made up of about 100 members (most of whom are members of Phelps' family) who take the bible as the EXACT word of God. They believe that society in general is doomed because of our openness and tolerance of homosexuality which makes God hate us. They've become infamous for picketing the funerals of US soliders who died in Iraq and Afghanistan because they fight for a country that tolerates homosexuals. They praise their deaths as God's infallable judgement and God's wrath for a society of, as they put it, fags and fag enablers (people who tolerate gays). Surprisingly, most of the church members are very educated, Fred Phelps even was a civil rights lawyer. They've also targeted groups of people besides gays such as the Swedish, the Irish, Jews, Catholics, Muslims, and countless others. Pastor Phelps has also been involved in many political activities, running for several political positions in the state of Kansas as a Democrat.

The members of the Westboro Baptist Church aren't stupid, they're just plain insane.

Westboro Baptist Church by Koko Costanza September 30, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church 

Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.

This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.

The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.

Stalin's Compassion (He had none)

Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)

The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals

In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by

-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison

-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife

-Die in a foreign country

*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*

Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"

Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"

*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*

Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"

Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"

Phelps "Huh?"

*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*

Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"

Westboro Baptist Church by RattlesnakeOfAZ April 1, 2011

Westboro Baptist Church 

Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.

This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.

The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.

Stalin's Compassion (He had none)

Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)

The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals

In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by

-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison

-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife

-Die in a foreign country

*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*

Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"

Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"

*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*

Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"

Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"

Phelps "Huh?"

*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*

Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"

Westboro Baptist Church by RattlesnakeOfAZ April 9, 2011