Weather weenie 

Some kid with Paint, Epic Pen, GR2Analyst, and WSV3 who calls himself a meteorologist, hypes up events, and talks like he knows what he’s doing but in reality has no clue what is actually going on in the atmosphere

Look at this weather weenie on YouTube who just used potential hazard type on a contaminated forecast sounding to justify him saying strong tornadoes are possible when none are. What a bitch

Weather weenie by Boeing ✈️ December 22, 2019

weather ball 

a large sphere on top of the citizens bank building in downtown flint michigan, s. saginaw st. to be exact... a local landmark of sorts... it glows, and the color indicates the next day's weather. red= warmer, blue= colder, yellow= the same temp. if it is blinking then it means precipitation.

person 1: did you see the weather ball?
person 2: yeah it was blinking yellow.
person 1: dammit, i hate rain!

weather ball by green_eyes April 30, 2006

Weather Balloon 

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

Weather Balloon by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

weather boy

Someone who drives around in an Alfa Romeo courtesy of their daddy’s money and takes out their parents yacht on the weekends

Guy 1: god that guys Alfa Romeo makes him look like a total douche

Guy 2: yea, what a weather boy

weather boy by Classyscumbag September 19, 2019

Weather Stalking 

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.

That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".

Weather Stalking by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010

weather woody 

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
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weather woody by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009

Weather Fetish 

Some people have the fetish to get sexually excited by the weather.

> Wow man you see that cloud over there, damn I would like to mastrubate on that!

< What the F*ck dude, have you got a Weather Fetish?

Weather Fetish by Skunki May 3, 2009