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Want to buy a duck?

A game involving a repetitive circle of questions and response which always starts with, "Want to buy a duck?"

This game requires a great deal of memory and is fun to play while under the influence of alcohol if for no other reason than to laugh at others. It is also played at camps in order to encourage bonding.

Person 1: “Do you want to buy a duck?”
Person 2:“a what?”
P1: “A Duck
P2: “Does it quack?”
P1: “of course it quacks!”
P2: “Then I’ll buy it.”
The second person then adds to the game buy asking a third to buy something else.
P2: “want to buy a ####?”
P3: “a what”
P2: “a what?”
P1: “a duck!”
P2: “a ####!”
Etc.
Want to buy a duck? by pengin9 August 30, 2006
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A slang term for an anus; generally referred to when expressing a desire for anal sex.
Guy 1: yo bro, you see Priscilla over there? I hear she's the Dirt McGurt.

Guy 2: Damn man, lemme get at that Want Hole!

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Want Hole by fantasdicklover69xx December 28, 2011

want a break from the ads? 

The most shittiest ad ever. 99.9% of the people end of skiping it.
Some guy from the ad: WANT A BREAK FROM THE ADS? USE-

Person: fuck no *skips*
an insult to someone that is being very ignorant.
don't touch that you silly "want wit"
want wit by tim02161965 November 1, 2006

want some fuck 

Do you want to fuck
Hey girl want some fuck

want milk 

Want milk means you want a swig of a guys cum or seamin!!!
I want a mouthful of your yummy cum!
I want some hot milk in me!!
I want milk baby!
want milk by I Like Bill April 29, 2016

Want to ride 

-asking if she wants to ride you.

-asking if she wants to ride your penis / dick / cock / etc..
Guy: Hey, want to ride?
Girl: ummm I barely know you... but sure