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Vineyard vines 

A clothing brand only worn by rich kids that stay at home while there parents buy there clothes for them.
Mother -Honey I just got you this nice $80 shirt! Don’t trash it!
Son- what is it
Mother- it’s vineyard vines
Vineyard vines by JohnTellsIt October 21, 2018
1. man: "hey, girl, i can see right down your top, nice vineyard"

2. woman: "how does my vineyard look in this top?"
Vineyard by adieu52 April 13, 2010

Martha's Vineyard

island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B
i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer

Martha's Vineyard

Martha's Vineyard is a small island off of Massachusetts. Martha's Vineyard also know as MV is fun in the summer and quit in the winter. Not everyone that lives here year around is rich, most people are Upper middle class or above. MV is very expensive for a nice small house it is about 700k +, but you pay for where you live. Mv is a great place, that I strongly recommend on visiting. (If you come stay in Oak bluffs and Edgartown those are best towns.)
Random person: What town should I Stay in Martha's Vineyard.

MV Yeararounder: I would recommend Edgartown and Oak bluffs. Edgartown is preppy and nice. Oak Bluffs Is very clean and has lots to do. While vineyardhaven is dirtier and has less to do. Chilmark and west Tisbury are to far away..

Vineyard Vines 

A clothing line that screams you are a rich tool/douche/piece of living shit. Something that a family like the Trump's would wear.
Douche:Look at my Vineyard Vines.

Normal Person:Of course Bryce, Brock, Trent and Chad are wearing Vineyard Vines

Martha's Vineyard

yeah, im from there. a small island in Massachusetts. really boring in the winter time, but somewhat a lot to do in the summertime. everyone who is a local here LOVES to fuck around with the tourists, because its fucking HILARIOUS. we usually have to clean up after the snotty tourists, but if you are going to give us that attitude, then get the fuck outta our island. kthnxx. but there are the really cool tourists that you befriend & such. theres a lot of drugs on the island, and many parties. and the beaches are always fun as hell too. a LOT of hot guys here in the summer, too :
someone: OMFG let's go to martha's vineyard and fuck with the locals!
me: haha that's okay. we LOVE to fuck around with the tourists. gtfo off our island and go back to where your from. :D