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Douchebagger Vance
1)Someone who does not perform well on the golf course, due to being hungover
2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.
2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.
1) Jeremy: "How did you play?"
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
Douchebagger Vance by Doodle Bugs September 8, 2008
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Vance
(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"
Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
Vance by Twirl Matzah January 6, 2010
Vance
A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.