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Steve Urkel Syndrome 

Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.

Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
many stalkers and rapists exhibit Steve Urkel Syndrome towards their victims.
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Urkel Jerkle 

A fetish party discernible by a large number of men dressed like Steve Urkle who gather to Masturbate to reruns of family matters.
“We want to have an Urkel Jerkle, have you seen My Family Matters Box Set?”
Urkel Jerkle by DasNastee91 September 14, 2018
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being an urkel 

being clumsy,butterfingers,dropping things all the time
youre being an urkel dropping your bowl of cereal!!!
being an urkel by kittykat65203 November 12, 2011
to have a wet dream
shit i just urkeled all over my bed
urkel by Bob July 16, 2003

urkel power 

An urkel is a percocet, which is a prescription pail killer. URKEL POWER is a term used to describe the feeling of being high off of a percocet. Just like the character Steve Urkel from the show Famiy Matters acts hyper, urkel power is the energy you get from a percocet.
Let's go get some urkel power! Or once the high kicks in, you simply yell "UR-KEL POW-ER!" and you have to do it in 4 syllables.

urkelberry

a strain of marijuana, a cross breed or purple urple and blueberry. gets you faded.
"i got some urkelberry last night"

"this urkelberry tastes like blueberrys!"
urkelberry by herbal@truth May 26, 2009

Steve Urkel 

Purple haze, real sticky and rare purple haze
I keep that Steve Urkel by the ounce
Steve Urkel by JR423 March 11, 2008