TurtleNeck Chode

A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!

TurtleNeck Chode by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011

turtleneckalicious 

Someone who wears a turtleneck and is also delicious.

Rob Steffi is turtleneckalicious.

turtleneckalicious by Carmen E. November 1, 2006

turtleneck sweater 

A type of garment worn by either men or women who are particularly prudent or arrogant.

Sally's mom is so uptight, she's always wearing a turtleneck sweater.

turtleneck sweater by Hobbit Meat April 5, 2007

muddy turtleneck

the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.

After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.

muddy turtleneck by muddy shovel November 10, 2006

Sacramento Turtleneck

Like an Old King Clancy, except with orange marmalade.

Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.

Sacramento Turtleneck by BrickyFists March 25, 2009

Philadelphia Turtleneck 

Pulling a woman's neckfat up into a style similar to a turtleneck, then fucking her neckfat using philadelphia cream cheese as lube.

I gave that bitch the Philadelphia Turtleneck last night.

Philadelphia Turtleneck by xTheCrowingx May 12, 2009

Turtleneck Sweater 

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.

I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.

Turtleneck Sweater by jaymoz June 19, 2014