sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

putting toothpaste back in the tube by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

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Unscrewing the toothpaste

Used by Cornnbourbon to refer to masturbating. (Used in the Bioshock 2 Spam Play, Part 19)

Tatsudoshi: He was masturbating. MATURBATING. That's what he was doing. Masturbating.

Cornnbourbon: Unscrewing the toothpaste?

Unscrewing the toothpaste by Don'tFucktheSoap March 28, 2011

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Tunisian Toothpaste

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste. Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

Tunisian Toothpaste by tpatora January 3, 2009

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Toothpaste nuts

when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.

the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts

Toothpaste nuts by ernae August 18, 2011

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