Coming out of the tool shed 

To openly admit to being a douche bag/tool.

David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.

Coming out of the tool shed by cariboumoosepiss August 16, 2011

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

back to the tool shed 

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

back to the tool shed by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

not the sharpest tool in the shed by Golan September 23, 2005

Brightest tool in the shed 

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box

Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck

Brightest tool in the shed by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007