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better than a kick in the tits 

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

shuffle the tits off the Queens

When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.
Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.

That's not the tits 

When something isn't good or sucks. It's the opposite of "That's the tits"
Dooey: "My car broke down while I was going 75mph down the freeway dude"
Friend: "That's not the tits"
That's not the tits by JazzElectro October 21, 2009

That's the tits

An expression used when something fortunate has happened
Person 1: I got the weed

Person 2: That's the tits

Top of the Tits 

adj. - very best in class/quality
"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."
Top of the Tits by hatedderok October 24, 2012

blood in the tits 

When something is pure awesomeness. Normally used to describe the person being awesome or the event he/she is being awesome at.
1.girl: Yo did you see j.damps walking out with another chicks pants?
Guy: ya man, she was totally blood in the tits.
2.guy1: Yo last nights concert was f*****g amazing.
Guy2: ya man it was blood in the tits!
blood in the tits by WhereRmyPants October 17, 2011