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The Boner Song 

A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).
Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)

Click, click, click...

It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.

Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
The Boner Song by Mr.Sacman March 16, 2009
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the pirate song 

A song made by a person named Alex

Its very cool and its very basic but it still sounds good.

Theres a bunch of variations on it and soon there will be a rock version of it.
"Im a pirate! A motherfucking pirate!"

-holy shit the pirate song is awesome!

the earth song 

Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Earth song. Have you ever stopped to notice, the crying earth the weeping shore.
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the earth song by Dr Brendan June 21, 2015

The Crumble Song 

The Crumble Song - The best song every made, written, produced and sang by Lorraine Bowen.
The Crumble Song:

"Everybody's good at cooking something, and I'm good at cooking crumble. In fact I've got some in the oven, would you like some?"

The Hulk Song 

"It's the hulk...."
An annoying song that should be banned from all media devices.
Do a google search on The Hulk Song.
The Hulk Song by G-Union November 26, 2003

the penis song 

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.
"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."
the penis song by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

the penis song 

THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...

Lyrics:

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here


Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
THE PENIS SONG is the best song EVER!
the penis song by <3 Emi <3 October 16, 2005