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the dotted snapple snack 

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.
i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.
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Soggy sacks get the stacks

When you’re a hard working man and you’re exhausted yet it’s paying the bills.
Soggy sacks get the stacks, I can’t come party tonight bro.”

snack-in-the-bag 

Sometime that happens or something you find that pleases you but it totally unexpected.
Wow I'm thirsty and I just found a dollar in my pocket,what a snack-in-the-bag.
snack-in-the-bag by bobhass December 16, 2008

snick snack in the frick frack 

Used as a synonym for the word 'Sex' on Tumblr
Do you want to have snick snack in the frick frack with me later tonight?

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