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Sid the sloth 

It's just Justin like what do you expect.
Justin looks like Sid the sloth
Sid the sloth by unclewhiteprivallage September 20, 2021

The Sloth 

An essential part of the ecosystem providing entertainment to all those in its nearest vicinity.
The Sloth hung from the tree like a pair of hairy, saggy testicles.
The Sloth by TorqueLewith February 17, 2017

Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
Sammy the Sloth by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

Takin the sloth to the aquarium 

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!
Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!

Sid the sloth 

Simply another name fir someone called Rory
Hi sid the sloth

Hi sid
Sid the sloth by 34236tfhf4eb April 7, 2020

Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16
The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth