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pineapple under the sea 

A naked girl at the bottom of an empty pool with a pineapple shoved up her anus. Now teams of men fill the pool with loads of semen. Once the pool is fill she swims to the top, removes the pineapple and then proceeds to eat it.
Johnny "I can't wait for tonight"
Smith "Why? Going to a party?"
Johnny "Tonight is the annual Pineapple Under the Sea night! Jane is in for a wild."
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea 

Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jayden: Nobody cares

Pineapple a day keeps the worries away 

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away” While not a popular expression it was first cited in the Hawaiian travel magazine “Aloha Days” in 1965. Since that time it has come into wider usage throughout the islands and the west coast.
“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away.”

Unpack the pineapples 

To take off your bra after a long day out.
Girl 1: Work today has been the worst!
Girl 2: I know, I can't wait to go home and unpack the pineapples
Unpack the pineapples by jam7720 January 24, 2018

putting the pineapples away 

I was putting the pineapples away in the toliet cause she wasn't puttin out.