The Greatest Speech of All Time 

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.

The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*

The Greatest Speech of All Time by Nazeem February 5, 2021

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man 

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

pipe (dick)

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man by lovely June 23, 2004

Enemy At The Gates

1. A 2001 war film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud, starring Jude Law, Joseph Fiennes and Ed Harris set during the Battle of Stalingrad in World War II.

2. An alcoholic shot named for the film containing a mix of vodka, Goldschläger, and Kahlúa.

1. Have you seen that movie Enemy At The Gates? Those snipers were crazy.

2. Who's down for a round of Enemy At The Gates?

Enemy At The Gates by c.sharp January 23, 2009

The original is still the greatest

Proven by the endurance of Coke, Levi's, Converse, the Stratocaster, 1964 Mustang, Eames chair, Barbie doll and the Louisville Slugger, all of which have been imitated but never equaled.

After trying on a dozen recently-designed high-tech sneakers, she decided on a pair of classic Converse High Tops - in continuous production since 1917 - suggesting once again that the original is still the greatest and that her level of taste was in a class of its own.

The original is still the greatest by Monkey's Dad April 30, 2023

take it to the grate 

to 'take it to the grate' is to challenge someone,

or it could be used like an action;

or in a past tense for a fight, or challenge has already happened.

"cmon beatch! take it to the grate!"

"i was just taking it to the grate with some punk ass chicken shit"

"that huge ass black guy just took it the the grate on his sorry ass!"

take it to the grate by mr ingenious September 12, 2006

worshiping at the gates

Oral sex performed on a female.

Sorry I didn't call you back last night, Jennifer was over last night and I was worshiping at the gates for quite some time.

worshiping at the gates by Fultronic June 5, 2007

been into the grapes

To be drunk or tipsy, mainly on wine.

Shelly's been staggering around and flirting with every guy at the Christmas party; I think she's been into the grapes a little too much.

been into the grapes by Dr. Romano December 23, 2008