magic the gathering 

or more affectionatly known as "Tragic the saddening"
This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.

-Is Paul coming round today?
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....

magic the gathering by Jenny April 15, 2005

Magic: The Gathering 

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

Magic: The Gathering by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

Magic the Gathering 

of virgins. $12/ 60 cards = you got jacked, preteen!

"Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.

Magic the Gathering by Tom the Thumb February 5, 2005

Tragic: The Gathering 

See: magic: the cocksucking.

It really is Tragic: the Gathering (what the fuck is "the gathering" any way?)

Tragic: The Gathering by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Tragic: The Gathering 

A trading card game brainwashing fat, bald 45-year-old comic collecters and young teens alike.

<MungMunch> You're playing Magic: The Gathering? How tragic.
<TubeOfBalls> Yeh, wel, aglaest we haev fwendz LOLZ!

Tragic: The Gathering by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

magic the gathering 

A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.

Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.

magic the gathering by nds April 18, 2006

Magic the gathering 

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people

My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay

Magic the gathering by Predton December 5, 2019