Feed the ducks 

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

Feed the ducks by JoeDirt January 30, 2003

feed the pony 

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.

OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.

feed the pony by Ricey December 18, 2002

Dont feed the Troll 

Please first understand what a troll is..

Once you have identified the troll often times you dont want to keep giving into their stupidity. Usually the first person doesnt know they are being trolled. Someone else will say DONT FEED THE TROLL. The person who is being trolled will be surprised they were being trolled in most cases they wont say anything waiting to see if they were in fact being trolled about something. This is very common in games like world of warcraft (trade channel) guild wars 2 and other popular mmo's

Mike: OMG i just got the most epic mount in the game dude its bad ass

Alex (has every mount in the game): omg!!!! which one ??!! i wish i had an epic mount

Mike : yea dude i just got it its the empirical dragon. Only comes in 4 colors its amazing ...

Alex wow that is so cool!!!!! wish i had that dragon err what you call it mount.

Chuck to mike: he's trolling you Mike, DONT FEED THE TROLL

Mike: what? are you serious?

Chuck to Mike: yup he's trolling you stop feeding him

Alex: lol, nom nom nom Trolly want more food...

Dont feed the Troll by Farook Iqbal March 23, 2013

Feed the Cat 

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...

Feed the Cat by kold93 April 4, 2009

feed the beaver 

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.

To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.

feed the beaver by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

feed the beavers 

To drop a log in the pan.
To shit in the toilet.

Jim: Wheres the toilet? I really need to feed the beavers!!

feed the beavers by Jim-bob April 9, 2003

feed the porcelain pelican 

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

feed the porcelain pelican by Raevn April 3, 2006