Douche of the day
Douche of the day by JamessssB January 20, 2009
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Douche of the day
the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.
Douche of the day by Jaaaaaaaammmessssssssssss! January 21, 2009
Douche of the Year
A person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the title, "Douche of the Year"
-Dude, did you hear that James totally painted a penis on Chad's car?
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year
Douche of the Year by The0riginal February 23, 2011
biggest douche in the unniverse
biggest douche in the unniverse by mark richman is a curse word April 20, 2004
blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night
it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.
Douche using the word fag
Douche using the word fag by Awesome girl 28273828 May 24, 2016
Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville
King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.
Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010