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The Goat Demon 

The Goat Demon is a character created for the "Action Menz!" and "W&M Comics" series created by John Watson and Andrew Montez.

He is one of a series of animal demons featured regularly throughout the show. Affectionately nicknamed "Goatie" by the creators and characters within the show, he is often seen as the leader of the demon troop.

Goatie was first introduced during a radio show by Fernando, bombarding him with calls that he was in love with him and wanted to be with him. As time has gone on Goatie has become more bizarre in his scenes and the tone will often tread far into the blue zone, introducing the concept that the demons can enlarge their genitals to ridiculous sizes and use them as a weapon. One such incident describes Goatie as having a negative reaction to electronic music and being unable to control this aspect. These are seen mainly with the accompanying "AUGH AUGH AUGH" yells ("Goatie's Techno Trial", "Goat Burger")

Another running gag with Goatie is that he is trapped inside a tin can and is begging someone to let him out. An unseen character "The Shark Demon" was reportedly killed and put inside a can as a message to the others by an unknown adversary. Goatie is now mainly featured as comic relief on the "Paco El Tango & The Mysteries of the Modern Universe Show" where Xynthantion & Paco El Tango repeatedly hunt him down for footage or an interview, with comical results.
The Goat Demon: Augh augh augh, I don't wanna suck dicks! Someone let me out of here, please! I'm stuck in a tin can!

Judge: Goatie, what do you have to say in your defense?
Goatie: The Techno! It invades my body, my mindbrain, I can't control it! AUGH AUGH AUGH!

Goatie: Welcome to Goat Burger, can I interest you in a Goat Dick Sandwich?
The Goat Demon by Cecil B. Crab April 16, 2013
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Demon: the Fallen 

A table top pen and paper RPG that is sinfully wonderful, with or without the pun. In the game, you play as a demon, just released from hell and possessing a weak willed mortal.
It is an amassing game that White Wolf publishing has made, and I wish more people play it...
Demon: the Fallen is an RPG that will end all RPG's in a rain of fire and brimstone, that and it kicks Vampire: the Masquerade's puny little white blood sucking ass!

Jim the closet demon 

Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.
Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?

Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.

bendy the dancing demon

A demon that hates wearing a tutu all the time. Normally he is a calm demon but if you mess with him say your prayers and prepare for the wrath of the midget.
Bendy the Dancing Demon is a little shit.
Bendy is so short!!!

The DJ Demon 

The guy that you probably don't know and don't care about
Person 1: Who's The DJ Demon?

Person 2: I don't know and I don't care
The DJ Demon by The DJ Demon May 21, 2022

The Last Demon Dance 

Some bs that tik tok made up abt high profile gang members doing a dance when they get caught all because some dimwit decided to buss out a move after a high speed chase. The guy in the viral
video that everyone claims was doing “The Last Demon Dance,” wasn’t even a gang member he was just a fucking weirdo.
You see that guy do the last demon dance?

Yeah that’s pretty fucking gay

The neon demon

A film that makes absolutely no sense by an incompetent director who doesn't know how to structure a proper story
"I heard you like the neon demon"
"duhh ughhh bruhhh I'm retarded"
"ahh that makes sense"
The neon demon by TherightopinionOWO December 19, 2019