Livin' the delusion 

A personal celebration of non-reality

Livin' the delusion I am a master guitar player.
livin' the delusion I am a gift to the opposite sex.
Livin' the delusion I know exactly where I am going.

I can handle LSD
All these other people are crazy.

Livin' the delusion by guitarpersonpaul February 27, 2011

Sailed the Delaware 

When your hitting it from the back and stick a flag pole in her anus and put a leg on le bed.

I had this one night stand and I sailed the Delaware on this bitch

Sailed the Delaware by Zebrasocks March 11, 2023

The DeLeon Effect 

When you smell worse than a skunk, have the attitude of a monkey who just got shot in the rear, and have a tendency to threaten to throw small people out a window, this is The DeLeon Effect.

A man comes out of his room, and all females are instantly repelled by his stench, which he takes to be the fact that they are all evil and should die, and then grabs the nearest midget and punts them out the nearest window. This man has demonstrated The DeLeon Effect.

The DeLeon Effect by Zallithion January 12, 2009

Crossing the Delaware

Straddling a woman's face, balls in her mouth, while titty fucking her, one leg on the floor, the other on the bed, reminicent of the pose struck by George Washington in the famous Revolutionary War Painting "Washington Crossing the Delaware"

After an extended amount of time in a Captain Morgan style doggy position, he flipped her over and and switched into his "Crossing the Delaware" stance until his leg started to cramp.

Crossing the Delaware by dogh2o December 31, 2011

hand wash the delicates 

a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense

That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.

We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.

hand wash the delicates by 'Night Mare April 19, 2009

The Dell 

Where Randolph Macon Woman's College students run naked when drunk.

Hey guys...it's December...but i'm completely wasted. Let's go streak in the dell!

The Dell by random October 14, 2004

The Dell 

Slidell, Louisiana. The classier version of Chalmette, recently destroyed by hurricane Katrina.

I'm going to the Dell this weekend to visit my parents.

The Dell by Nicole Perrie May 1, 2006