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center of the universe 

the vagina
men might think they control the world but women possess the center of the universe
center of the universe by Alpino October 28, 2008

Carver Center for the Arts and Technology 

A magnet school in Baltimore county, MD. Contrary to popular belief, Carver is not full of artsy-fartsy melodramatics. Instead, we have intellectual students who also have an artsy strength. Sports teams have the highest average GPA in the county and we have the best studio arts program in the entire world among similar-size high schools. Selective but not full of elitists, even though we have won so many awards and recognitions it's worth being proud of.
Primes: Dance, Voice, Theater, D&P, Visual Arts, Literary, Cosmetology, Culinary, Business, Carpentry
"Where did you go to high school?"
"Carver Center for the Arts and Technology, in Towson."
"Really?! That's so cool!"
"Definitely, it was such a great way to get ahead in dancing/theater/culinary/etc."

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

The World Trade Center 

Two very tall buildings that used to stand proud in New York City, until September 11th 2001, when they were destroyed by Islamic terrorists.
The World Trade Center has fallen after been hit by two highjacked commercial aeroplanes.

Center of the Universe 

The intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is one of the orginal White Castles. Even though the term is used sarcastically by young people in their twenties, there are remenents of truth in it.

Center of the Tootsie Pop

When a sexual partner is licking a mans “tootsie pop” or penis and then he asks how many licks till you get to the center of my tootsie pop, the woman then licks the mans penis 3 times then proceeds to chomp down on the mans penis, causing him great pain but squeezing the cum, or center of the tootsie pop out.
Friend 1: “Hey I heard that Katie discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Center of the Tootsie Pop.”

Friend 2: “Ya, she left teeth marks and it hurt like a bitch but man did she find that center good!”