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The Last Ass Bender 

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.
I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.
The Last Ass Bender by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

music bender lose the drone 

a misunderstanding of music make you lose control
klasky csupo in music bender lose the drone major

blonderella and the 7 mistakes 

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.
Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

Avatar: the last air bender 

A childhood classic where aang is attempting to master all four elements. Aang is a bald strange monk boy who gets help from his two weird friends, a lemur and flying bison!
Avatar: the last air bender is such a good show! Zuco is so hot!

The Seven Classic Blunders 

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.
"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

The Last Airbiscuit Bender 

The ability to drop air biscuits around corners to

A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them
The Last Airbiscuit Bender
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?