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teabagging

An adult act performed by consenting republican/conservatives on each other to express their fake outrage to imaginary tax increases (most of these idiots actually just got a tax break)

During this act one republican/conservative nut job (pun intended) drops his pants in public and slowly lowers his scrotum into the eager mouth of another right wing nut lover.

Some basic Teabagging participation rules

1: Participants have to be very low income (preferably on welfare)
2: Participants have to be avid Fox News watchers (this makes certain the participants are brainwashed to the extent of being borderline retarded)
3: Participants have to be republican/conservative
On 04/15/09 (Tax Day) broke ass republicans throughout the country gathered in public and performed mass teabagging on each other for hours while complaining about some imaginary tax increases
teabagging by fauxoutrage May 2, 2009
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teabagging

The act of repeatedly lowering one's ballsack onto another person's head/forehead. Ususally performed by male strippers on clients.
Male Stripper 1: You see that old woman?
Male Stripper 2: Yeah.
MS 1: I was just teabagging her.
MS 2: That's my mom.
MS 1: Oh... *uncomfortable silence*
teabagging by Lizzy G December 24, 2007

Political Teabagging

An ineffectual political statement; first used by John Stewart of the Daily Show to describe the astroturf (faux-grassroots) "Tea Party" events sponsored by conservative political action committees and promoted by Fox News to express unfocused frustration at Republican political losses and the actions of the Obama Administration. Noteable for its reference to the vulgar gesture inflicted on passed-out fraternity boys by their "brothers."
"*SOME* Americans are expressing their First Amendment rights by . . . tea-bagging the White House." -Fox News. Man, I just heard about some whackos committing a Political Teabagging on Fox News!

teabagging redneck 

The term first coined by actress Janine Garofalo, referring to the participants of the U.S. tea party protests against an out-of-control government held on April 15, 2009.
Janine G. (desperate for attention): "This is straight up racism. It's about a black man in office. These protesters are just a bunch of teabagging rednecks."
teabagging redneck by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
The teabang is a degenerate sex party practiced by ignorant conservatives following a failed political rally. Frustrated participants palinfuck each other while screaming, “I’m the maverick, look I’m the maverick!”
They often congratulate each other with a thumbs-up and a wink.
1. “That rally sucked so bad I’m going to palinfuck the shit out of you.”

2. “Though she felt used and degraded after the teabang, the maverick's cum crusted on her ass gave her a sense of political power.”
teabang by Max Sexton April 16, 2010
1) The act of putting ones ballsacs into a girl's mouth for pleasure
2) The act of putting ones balls in someone's mouth as a way to make them suffer
1) Bob: Yo Grace wanna teabagg?
Grace: gimme them balls
2) Grace: get off me
Bob: no i wanna put my hairy balls in ur mouth
grace: whyyyy
teabagg by fortnitetyceno2kbro June 20, 2020

teabagging

something people who play first person shooters do to a player they have just killed/p0wned
shit now he's teabagging me too!
teabagging by cheese whiz9 July 22, 2009