Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

Taking a Johnny by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012

taline 

the most beautiful and smart kind and compassionate person there is! Any boy out here will fall in love with this bad ass who is beyond amazing and the definition of pretty!! She will make you feel like your a amazing person and that you will thrive in any point of our life. She gives her honest opinion and is a leader she is what you can imagine in a perfect person. you will never meet a more amazing person.

Person one- Jeez I wish I can be Taline
taline heard this- and said- your beyond amazing never say that about yourself!

taline by good person 101 January 16, 2018

Talkingpointasaurus 

n. The dominant species on Capitol Hill. Fawned over by the slobbering press seeking red-meat ratings. Frequently dine on boring, over-informed, over-intelligent, uber nerdy policy wonks.

Ignoring the serious debate, the press flocked to the Talkingpointasaurus.

Talkingpointasaurus by Dan Weyandt August 20, 2012

Taking A Bicket 

The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet

oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!

Taking A Bicket by Paul T Horgan January 12, 2009

talking soda pop

1. shooting the shit; talking about nothing
2. talking about something trivial, like soda pop flavors.
3. the common kind of chitter-chatter that takes place while enjoying a soda pop with a friend.

"Well you were talking soda pop
You were talking quite a lot" - I. Brock

talking soda pop by njhatt March 1, 2009

are you taking the piss 

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.

A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

are you taking the piss by Light skin goddess January 19, 2018

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews by Booderness June 21, 2017