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Studying 

When teenagers tell parents they’re studying with someone who is a friend but really they’re having sex
Mum me and a friend are going to be studying in my room don’t disturb us.

Studying 

A process of self-inflicted pain. Can be split into 3 main parts:
1. Worrying about when to start studying 2 weeks before the test
2. Flopping on the couch with your phone and a book 1 day before the test
3. Frantically flipping through the pages of the book half an hour before the test at school
Damn u studying? Why the fuck is your phone next to u?
Studying by w killer 3312 October 4, 2020

studying 

something you don't do and use as an excuse for getting laid. or if you actually do it you're probably lying.
person 1: dude, lia and i studied all night! i'm so tired.
person 2: bro.. i know you fucked her all night. you don't actually study!
studying. something nobody does.
studying by AugustTheHornyInventor January 29, 2022

studying 

The word no one on this page has defined.

Meaning to repeatativly looking at your work, revising and hoping to do well in class!
I'm gonna go study for math... see you at the exam!
studying by Emily February 8, 2005

studying 

a contraction of the words student and dying

used to reefer to the act of A Student dying
Stan: oh my god that student is dying

Kyle: no they're studying
studying by The Timmehnator February 22, 2018