Squanch

1.Jerking off while hanging yourself (rick and morty)
2.vaping, or smoking some mowie wowie

1.pass me that rope it’s time to squanch
2.yo bro gammet squanch.

Squanch by Yolobeefswag June 15, 2019

Squashed Fruit Salad 

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

Squashed Fruit Salad by Kibosh January 8, 2008

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

Spunched up by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

The Squincher Squeeze 

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

The Squincher Squeeze by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

squanch

A word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.

Man that was a squanch move.

squanch by Troy R November 8, 2007

squashed spider 

When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.

"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."

squashed spider by eebe skylark August 8, 2012

squashed fly biscuits 

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

squashed fly biscuits by henery777 June 10, 2009