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urban sprawl 

when a man and a woman have sex in the middle of the street at 1 A.M. in the morning while wearing glowing sneakers so cars see them.
Dude, did you see Mike and Sarah doing the urban sprawl last night? When they were done they both had scratches on their bodies. You could totally tell they did the urban sprawl.
urban sprawl by Diesel27 June 10, 2011

Urban Sprawl 

A sexual position in which more than one artery of the body is penetrated at one time, creating quite a bit of congestion. Often resulting in horrific accidents.....the least lethal of which ends in abortion.
Question: Did you see Jenn get urban sprawled last night? From front and behind?

Response: Yeah, Eric and Blair sure got her good!
Urban Sprawl by Free Flow Fantasy November 24, 2010

Urban Sprawl 

When a group of idiots stand talking idly on the pavement/sidewalk and have not left any room for the flow of people to get past them.
I was trying to get in to the shop, but the urban sprawl was blocking the entrance.
Urban Sprawl by Ellen K October 9, 2008

Bourbon Sprawl 

When someone is so drunk that they pass out with their limbs arranged in such a manner that they are sprawled out on the floor, bed, sofa, etc.
#1: "Last night was crazy"
#2: "I don't really remember last night"
#1: "That's right, bourbon sprawl"
#2: "Oh yeah, that's why I woke up on the floor"

mall sprawl 

When a shopping center becomes practically a city in its own right by continually expanding.
The increasing mall sprawl has disrupted wildlife and archaeological sites and there is nothing we can do about it, as Americans are hell bent on shopping.
mall sprawl by amesababe December 20, 2010

Urban sprawl 

I have to manicure my urban sprawl girl
Urban sprawl by Fur burger October 4, 2016