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To pleasure a lady with your hand using a Mork and Mindy nanu nanu hand style gesture.
I have her a good spoking last night
Spoking by studleymoore January 14, 2010
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spooning leads to forking 

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.
To act like a pussy ass bitch. Wine like a two year old. One may "sook" while being hung over. Being put down by others or just simply can't perform every day tasks on their own and just "sook" about it.
Erika didn't want to cook without Riley so she started "sooking" about it
sooking by my name is dog wood March 14, 2014

quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.
Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.
quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

Spooning 

Spooning basically means you're hugging someone close to you.

You're facing the other person's back as that other person is facing away.
Guy: Hope you like my stomach rubbing on your back as my arms are wrapped around your body.
Girl: I love it when you wrap your arms around me, I love spooning !
Spooning by Edgy_shit January 24, 2019

spooning the toilet 

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.
Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"
spooning the toilet by bteen3 December 18, 2007