Splurgey 

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

Splurgey by Funguser December 2, 2021

splurge 

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

splurge by god October 25, 2003

Splurge 

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.

"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!

Splurge by angrysplurge July 9, 2009

Splurgetastic 

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic

Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!

Splurgetastic by Kimballer' November 12, 2009

spurged 

to cheat with condescending cordiality

Sometimes medical students use the word spurged to cheat at Scrabble.

spurged by jgoliath September 25, 2010

Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.

"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"

Splurgery by Crowley666 October 8, 2013

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.

Splurge and slurp by Noodle pap October 23, 2018