Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

Homo Sapiens Retardus by Yonasu October 11, 2008

homo sapiens 

The species that modern humans belong to

I'm a homo; homo sapien!

homo sapiens by Xavier breath April 19, 2005

homo sapiens 

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

homo sapiens by great success April 17, 2010

Soaping 

Grinding as if you are on a skateboard but on shoes

Ryan killed it at the skate park yesterday

Did he get a new skateboard?

Na man, he was soaping so hard.

Soaping by Elementalrtw May 1, 2019

Soapesque 

(adj.) Relevant to soap operas; Resembling the structure or drama within soap operas.

Girl: ...So I ran away with Jared and now we're staying in a cabin in the woods of Wisconsin.

Woman behind counter: Jesus Christ you're life is so soapesque.

Soapesque by Waren G. Harding April 7, 2010

pharma sapiens 

a person who is dependant on pharmacy medication for medicaL and or LifestyLe reasons

man! that dude takes so much medication hes evoLving into Pharma Sapiens..

pharma sapiens by dr pufaLo August 22, 2017

neo sapien

A highly intelligent race evolved from HOMO sapiens, a brutish, animalistic race known for killing each other physically, mentally, and spiritually for things that only have perceived value like clothes, money and the like while depriving themselves of things they actually need like clean air, clean land, clean water, and generally a working biosphere. In the Neo Sapien society racism doesn't exist and they have advanced technology and zero unemployment since their world is not based on mindless consumption, and manufacturing goods that were designed to be obsolete, everyone uses their creative abilities to make the system better instead of make it stagnate with mindless jobs. Productivity is higher than that of Homo sapiens since there are no costs and wages which solves Dunckers Candle problem since everybody is motivated to try their best not to make the most money. Because money does not exist, neo sapiens do not experience homelessness and poverty and the psychological issues that come along with it. Religion is non existent since any supernatural being Neo sapiens look down on homo sapiens

(neo sapien enters Homo sapien Museum)

Homo sapien1: Check out this (blood)diamond studded (insert brand here) bag
Homo Sapien2: I'M SO JEALOUS. SELFIE

Neo Sapien:'facepalm' thankfully their extinct.

neo sapien by sdfv May 27, 2014