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wet like a snowflake 

Charm women with a funny snowflake pickup line or a comeback for situations when you are burned.
Max: You remind me of a snowflake. You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.

Ashley: Wow nice pickup line, you want to boom chiggy chiggy?

In general, someone who is wet like a snowflake.
wet like a snowflake by maxtoto September 20, 2022
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snowflake 

A hypersensitive, irrational person who can't stand to have their world views challenged, or be offended in any perceived or even slightest of ways; they will have any number of emotional reactions: impuning character and/or motives, blocking on social media, shouting, interrupting, threatening, assaulting, etc. They often live in an echo chamber of their own beliefs and surround themselves exclusively with people and opinions that agree with their own. This term is most often use to describe people left-leaning people, but can be applied both left and right wing people.
I told that snowflake that I respectfully disagree and had some questions, and she started screaming that I was a nazi.
John Doe saw that I agreed with Jane Doe on an issue, and he blocked me; I never knew he was so petty snowflake.
snowflake by RWKink June 5, 2017

precious little snowflake 

Child of extremely overprotective and/or self-absorbed parents. Coddled from birth, their mommy and daddy will get stupid, ludicrous rules added or changed because they cannot fathom the idea that their kid might have to learn humility. Often turn out to be stuck-up, spoiled pains in the ass because they get everything they want.
Her mother called the school because precious little snowflake got her feelings hurt by the quarterback.
precious little snowflake by Lyger February 17, 2008

Snowflake 

People who are easily offended by someone actions (even when it's a joke).
Mike: Basketball sucks!
Snowflake: SHUT UP IT DOESN'T YOU SUCK!!!
Snowflake by Justaguy200 September 10, 2020

Snowflake Effect 

When making duplicates of something and the end result is different every time. (No two snowflakes are the same in nature.)
"We followed the same recipe, why is this cheesecake different?"
"Dude, must be the snowflake effect."

orange snowflake 

The 'orange snowflake' is an extremely rich American politician who wants to build a wall between America and Mexico. He only got a small loan of a million dollars from his father, and his small hands from his mother. it has not been easy for him. On top of this he supports guns not gays (and ethnics) which makes rednecks really love him, and his twisted views.
"Did you see the orange snowflake's new tweet? Yeah I don't know what covfefe is either. Maybe we should look it up on urban dictionary."

special snowflake

Definition of a snowflake in my own words: A "snowflake" Is someone who acts self-righteous and has a holier-than-thou attitude alongside a morally superior idea that everyone is an ant beneath their feet and that they should convert to their agenda and thinking process. A snowflake dislikes anyone who disagrees with their opinions and shall proclaim and label them with vast derogatory aggressiveness. They will label people Nazis, racists, fascists, sexists, socialists, rapist, and communists.

Now, sometimes if they have the numbers, they will attempt to silence people with violence. However, when either side of the political spectrum does these things, they both prove that they are no better than each other, thus making them massive slack-jawed hypocrites. It's all nothing but hypocrisy and finger pointing nonsense that leads nowhere but to more ignorance.
Special Snowflake: "I'm going to point my finger at you and tell you how immoral and ignorant you are and act like a self-righteous, goodie-two-shoes, holier-than-thou person while acting like a hypocrite in the process of ignoring the ironic fact that I am no better either."