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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant 

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
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sneek a skeet 

One who leaves an event such as a party, work, shopping, etc. to go and rub one off.
Have you seen Nick anywhere?? Naw man he's prob went to sneek a skeet.
sneek a skeet by THE MIKE M. September 30, 2010

Sneek and Snake 

Sneek and Snake. (v).

Sneek and snake, an act performed by entering a chatroom. Then posing as a young woman promising to go onto a web camera exposing your genitals. After you attract the Sneek and Snake victim you offer to add him on a instant messaging service (i.e. MSN, AOL, YAHOO, ect.) After this is completed you say will give them a cam show via IM. So you sent them a video chat invite, and just before they accept it you pull out your penis and shake it in front of the camera. So when the man looks expecting to see a young nude girl he sees your penis flopping about on camera.

This term was coined by Ruggles and Jeffy in "The Ruggles and Jeffy Sho!" Season 1 Episode 2 where they show how it looks from both the persons view points and the hilariousness which unfolds!!
Oh my god! This kid said he was a hot blonde with big tits but when she went on cam all I saw was a massive penis!! Iv'e been the victum of a Sneek and Snake
Sneek and Snake by RJTV February 13, 2009

Sneeze of Snow 

When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.
A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.
Sneeze of Snow by Jamfetto II March 29, 2016

Sneeze and Squeeze 

When she ridin yo dick and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her pussy muscles
Bro i tried the sneeze and squeeze on my girl.

I blew my load instantly

skeez or skeezer 

i think you're the only guy here who hasnt pumped that skeez stef.yet hahaha

sneeze and snap 

when a bigger guy has sex with a smaller guy -- and everyone's afraid that one sneeze would snap the smaller guy in half!
I was out at 440 Sunday night, when this "sneeze and snap" come on to me, obviously wanting some hot sex!!
sneeze and snap by sfocuteguy November 20, 2013