Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.

Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.

Sleeping bag shuffle by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation by Jabrill combey June 1, 2017

Nichan sleeping bag 

When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag

Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag”
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”

Nichan sleeping bag by Nichan December 10, 2019

subway sleeping bag 

When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway

I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.

subway sleeping bag by kurt cosmic June 1, 2011

Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.

JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

Slippery sleeping bag by JFromH May 15, 2009

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.

"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

Slippery Sleeping Bag by amnsiac May 15, 2009

self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

self-heating sleeping bag by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006