Pad Slapper

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.

Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!

by n00b$layer April 25, 2013

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005

Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011

Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.

Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"

by Uncle Des July 18, 2009

clam slapper

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.

"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."

by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006

knee-slapper

when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.

eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER

eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*

by dont you just wish you knew July 13, 2009

kappa slapper

another name for a townie bitch who thinks she looks hard by wearing tracksuits, starting fights, and shagging anyone with more than 50 pence in their pockets

damn, that kappa slapper is ugly!

by mofo69 November 11, 2004