throat swabbing 

the sexual act of rubbing the head of the cock in a swabbing motion once it is down the throat of a whore.

Bob cleaned the john before him's jism out of the whores throat when he gave her a good throat swabbing.

throat swabbing by msxanax October 10, 2006

stabbing face 

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.

After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.

stabbing face by CAiNiAC February 26, 2009

stabbing the cat 

Wanking. From the motion of stabbing an invisible cat on ones lap.

That guy never comes out anymore, hes always stabbing the cat!

stabbing the cat by Bewesy November 12, 2003

Stabbing Westward 

a bad that kicks so much ass theres no point trying to give an impression of just how much ass they kick. not to mention, the lead singer is fuckin hott.

stabbing westward is god.

Stabbing Westward by phjls83 July 31, 2003

Stabbing Westward 

The greatest band. Ever.

Seifer heard Stabbing Westward in a Max Payne mod, and felt compelled to buy all of their albums.

Stabbing Westward by Seifer Almasy (I gots a big wenis) July 23, 2003

Shlabbing 

The act in which a male shaves his penis, gooch and balls in the shower.

1) Stop shlabbing your junk in my shower.
2) Gotta shlabb the mangina in the shower for tonights date.
3) Ah, a fellow shlabber; I could tell you were one by the way you carry yourself.

Shlabbing by AY052194 February 9, 2013

Nose for stabbing geese 

A large, long, pointy nose that in a pinch could be used for stabbing geese.

Adrien Brody has a nose for stabbing geese

Nose for stabbing geese by Smerrk August 1, 2012