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Texas-sized 

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
Texas-sized by Mark H February 19, 2005
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double sided dildo blocking 

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.
Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.
Related Words
siked sike sidedick sked skedaddle Spiked siced sicked Skedda Skeddy
Means to be excited. Originated from D.C.
Son, he was siced about dat party
siced by Dangerous Mc February 5, 2010

say sike right now 

that meme with the blue piranha plant from mario. basically, this is used when you hear news about something and you better hope this bitch ain't kidding.

also, these are usually combined with those time traveler memes on TikTok.
(this is not my original meme)

me: ughh fortnite sucks

time traveler: wait hold up 1 or 2?

me: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.
Stefan when there is two tests on one day. He must run fast.
Oh look, there is two tests on one day. Stefan is about to skedaddle

Puppy Sized Elephants 

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

mormon sized 

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
mormon sized by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008