Siceps 

Noun - Used to describe pathetic arm muscles - whereby the muscles are so weak, they droop below the bone, like a swinging hammock.

"Look at that pathetic loser, he's got a right set of Siceps!"

Siceps by J0bey September 26, 2009

Steffi-sized 

A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.

Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized

Steffi-sized by ThatOneAltoSax January 3, 2015

Circus-sized 

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.

I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!

Circus-sized by [e-mail] January 23, 2021

Texas-sized 

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.

"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.

Texas-sized by Mark H February 19, 2005

double sided dildo blocking 

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

double sided dildo blocking by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009

sliced bread 

The best thing, well, ever!

(blank)is the best thing since sliced bread!

sliced bread by Squirel December 11, 2008

Puppy Sized Elephants 

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

Puppy Sized Elephants by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010